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May 12, 2005

Two birthday greetings

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tom @ 6:39 am

As some long-time readers may know, I do enjoy filling out the birthday cards that routinely make their way around the office. Here are my additions to the latest two that have passed around the office this week:

The first card features cartoonish coworkers, among them a mysterious white shape with eyes and one arm:

I’m too busy trying to figure out what the thing on the front is – you know, the white square with eyes and one arm, directly below the blind guy. It doesn’t look happy, whatever it is. It looks scared, like it’s drowning. It’s hard to swim when you have no discernable shape . . . and only one arm. Happy birthday!

For the card with cartoon acrobatic cats balancing various things, as well as themselves, on a high-wire:

Look at how the cat in green is eyeing those drinks! I think that cat’s an alcoholic. Happy birthday!

C’mon, you can’t tell me you really want the generic “hope your day is great!” entries, do you?


1 Comment »

  1. That’s awesome. Will you sign my birthday card this year?

    Comment by Bekah — May 12, 2005 @ 7:49 am | Reply

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