Known Johnson

August 28, 2005

Note to mother Nature

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tom @ 9:20 am

Please try and concentrate your energies where they are best used. Currently, you’re ravaging the southern US with a hurricane, but closer to home, you gave me a completely random bloody nose last night, and I know this was you because I never get bloody noses. (There’s few things like waking up in the morning with a superbly stuffed-up nose, blowing said nose, and finding blackened bloody chunks.) Let’s think about aiming all that power somewhere useful like, say, Alissa’s uterus. Think “birth, renewal, happiness,” mother Nature, not “destroy!


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