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October 14, 2005

Fashion victim

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tom @ 5:33 pm

Come on. This cannot be a serious attempt at fashion design. This has to be the work of some guy who sat around with his buddies and drank (or, hey, smoked) a few too many Buds and went, “Dude, you know what would be totally awesome? If I pretended to be a designer and just covered a chick in nylon and put some old hats on her thighs.”

Under the nylon, dude!”

“Yeah, man!”

“Cover her head, too, dude!”

“Yeah, totally! And I’m going to leave a bunch of material at her shoulders like she normally carries some golf balls there.”

I shall remain blissfully fashion-ignorant, thank you.


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