Known Johnson

October 17, 2005

PSA: toilet etiquette

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tom @ 3:44 pm

Gentleman, I can see that it’s time for a little talk again. I don’t like to have to do this, but you leave me no choice.

Guys, come on, if you’re going to use a stall to do your standing-up peeing, please at least aim for the toilet. There are no excuses for excess spillage outside of the toilet. If you’re going to be sloppy, take it to the urinal, please. Better yet, lay out one of those nice protective tissue rings and have a seat – you deserve a rest, don’t you? Take a few minutes for yourself. You’ll thank yourself later, and I’ll thank you immediately for not peeing all over the damn floor!


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