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October 26, 2005

Lunchtime confession

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tom @ 11:51 am

When I microwave something at work in a container, I will carry the then-hot food back to my desk using a few napkins to dampen the heat. When I get to my desk, I will throw the top-most napkin away because it had been touching the bottom of the container – which had been touching the microwave. No matter how clean the microwave appears, I still don’t trust that some invisible food chunks and/or disease elements have not attached themselves to the bottom of my container, and then transferred themselves to my napkin, which would then transfer to my face when I need to wipe myself clean (at which point the situation would then be ironic.) Even then, I’m still a little suspicious of that second napkin . . .


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