Known Johnson

December 20, 2005

Can’t stand the heat, kitchen, etc.

Filed under: General — Tom @ 7:05 pm

So I was telling you the other day that my wife’s husband is a moron. Well, there’s more proof to support that claim tonight.

Just a few minutes ago I . . . I mean, he was going to heat up some water to warm up refrigerated milk for Amanda. I . . . I mean, he put the pan on the stove to heat up, then stepped away for a moment to start preparing some dinner. I He then noticed that the pan was off-center, so he corrected it, but in a most unique way. Not by using the handle – no, no, that’s far too simple. No, it was by grabbing not just the sides of the pan but also the burner itself. And then tugging, even after a split second of searing pain raced through his body. Let me tell you, if he were writing this himself, he’d want you to know that his left ring finger really hurts to type the letters s (ouch!) w (ouch!) and x (ouch!)


1 Comment »

  1. Be sure to tell your wife’s husband that I feel his pain. I had JUST put on a pan of water to start boiling a few years ago and realized the burner wasn’t all the way in it’s little socket, and I used my thumb to push the burner in. Ouch. Ouch. Hope you, I mean, he… iced it well.

    Comment by Bekah — December 20, 2005 @ 10:07 pm | Reply

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