Known Johnson

January 26, 2006

Loo query

Filed under: General — Tom @ 3:46 pm

Restroom-related questions posed to the world in general:

  • Why must you eat peanuts in the stall?
  • Why did you bring your fruit into the stall, then leave it on the floor to roll around?
  • Why won’t you flush?
  • Why, when you insist on standing in the stall instead of using a urinal, must you pee all over the seat and then never wipe it up?
  • Why must you smear your nasal excavations all over the walls?
  • Why must you talk on the phone in there? Don’t you need a break?
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