Known Johnson

July 19, 2006

Rules regarding gum

Filed under: General — Tom @ 9:52 pm

These are pretty simple, but I’ve had to devise these rules after finding gum spread all over the floor mats of my truck. Luckily, the floor mats are rubber and thus easier to clean with some bug & tar remover, but still, I don’t cherish the thought of cleaning someone else’s saliva-saturated semi-food items from anything I own.

Places where gum belongs:

  1. In the wrapper
  2. In the mouth
  3. In the garbage

Anywhere else than these three places, unless you are an official artist making an official artistic statement that does not involve me stepping into it and tracking it all over the damned place, is unacceptable, and if I find it and find out who is responsible, it will be grounds for beheading.


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