Known Johnson

September 19, 2007

Five seconds

Filed under: General — Tom @ 4:25 pm

I noticed an eye patch on the floor in the restroom at work today and my first thought, obviously, was “What the hell is an eye patch doing in here?” And then I realized it was National Talk Like a Pirate Day (and some teams dressed up like pirates – wacky!) I view most people in bathrooms as gross – they’ll read someone else’s left-on-the-floor newspaper or magazine without thinking about it, so it’s entirely probable that the person who lost this eye patch would have just picked it up and worn it without thinking about it. However, I must have found a like soul – his obvious reluctance to reclaim his eyepatch indicates that he too believes that the five second rule is in full effect in a public restroom. It’s your freakin’ eye, man.

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