Just to ensure that everyone knows that I actually am insane, I sketched this out while stopped at a traffic light yesterday on the way home. A CornBoard, and a Cordless one at that. What is a CornBoard, you ask? Why, it’s a keyboard shaped like an ear of corn, of course, with keys that are kernels of corn. Minutes after this, it hit me that if it’s shaped like corn, it has to make a popping sound when the “key-kernels” are pressed.
Yes, this is how I entertain myself all the time. I just don’t usually have visual evidence of it.