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July 22, 2008

Unintentionally dirty advice to my three year old daughter

Filed under: General — Tom @ 9:52 pm

“You have to stop sucking on it before you take it out of your mouth or it will spray all over you.” This said in response to a straw in a cup of milk that kept spritzing her with milk every time she took a drink.



  1. I know what you mean. We have said similar, unintentionally funny things to our 4 year old grand daughter. We try not to laugh after we realize what we said, but sometimes you just can’t help it!

    Comment by Tom C. — July 23, 2008 @ 6:04 am | Reply

  2. I probably should have added that this was said in the middle of a Chick-fil-a, and after I said it, I quickly looked around and said, “Oh God, that sounded really bad. No one else heard that, right?!”

    Comment by Tom — July 23, 2008 @ 8:43 am | Reply

  3. This is so funny I almost hurt myself laughing.

    Comment by bekah — July 24, 2008 @ 7:00 pm | Reply

  4. roflamo xD

    Comment by Adam — January 14, 2009 @ 5:57 pm | Reply

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