I’m not sure if it’s a good thing that the most stressful events of the week have involved answering my eye doctor’s queries about whether one lens combination was better than the other. “Better one . . . or better two?” Over and over, lenses flipping back and forth until the choices looked identical and my eyes could hardly focus anymore. Is my life too easy because I find stress in answering correctly, or am I too stressed out as it is that this little event is just adding to the stress?
This has been going on for weeks now – well, okay, it’s my third visit in several weeks, only months after going through this again with a previous doctor whose “minor” mistakes upheaved the confidence I had in him – these are my eyes, afterall, not a pair of unbalanced tires or a simmering pot of rice.
“Close” just isn’t good enough when it comes to vision, and when I discoverd several months back that my eye doctor had given me completely the wrong prescription in one eye I decided it was time to move on. Granted, I apparently have “difficult” eyes, as my right eye is three times as astigmatic as my left eye, which pushes it to the limits of what contacts can compensate for. But the original good doc had me in a lens that was so far off that it forced my left eye to take over being the dominant one, resulting in splitting headaches that I was becoming increasingly certain must have been the cause of a giant, pulsing tumor in my brain. Luckily I realized I didn’t get headaches with my old, out of date glasses on. That’s how far off this lens was – scratched up, two-year old prescription lenses were clearer. The doctor I’m seeing now, however, specializes in difficult-fit situations, and he’s determined to get this right – I like his confidence and determination. If anyone can get this done right, it’s him.
A little cherry to top it all off: he has an assistant named “Bambi ,” which is made even more humorous than the name itself already is because she’s exactly not the image of what you’d think a “Bambi” would look like. Short, brunette, perfectly average looking – not the image you get of a “Bambi.” I thought maybe they were joking around the other day when he first said it, but I heard him say it again that day and once again at this morning’s appointment. No wonder she doesn’t wear a name tag.